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New captions every day, the full 900+ archive, all twelve packs, and the request queue. That's the whole thing.

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900+ insideand more added today

What's behind it

Bigger than this page.

900+The full archiveEvery caption ever posted, open the moment you join.
80+New every monthPosted through the week as they're made.
12Packs in the vaultEvery one of them comes with the membership.
1MembershipOne price, and nothing above it to buy.
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Everything goes in here, and it all comes with the one price.

  • The full archive 900+ captions on day one. 600+ goon, 300+ BBC
  • Added daily 80+ new captions a month, posted through the week
  • The pack vault All 12 packs, yours the day you join
  • The request queue Ask for what you want and vote on what gets made next
  • Delivered on Discord A 330+ member server. Curated HD, and everything unlocks at once.
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After you join

Takes about a minute.

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Join unLIMITED on Patreon.

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Open the setup link in your welcome message.

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Connect Discord. Everything unlocks at once.

About Discord: it's how everything gets delivered, so you'll need an account. The server is already 330+ people. If you've got Discord it's one tap to connect. If you haven't, signing up takes about a minute on your phone.

Before you join

Questions people ask.

What shows up on my card statement?

Patreon processes the payment, so the charge appears under Patreon's billing name. Nothing on the statement references CM Captions or the content.

Can I cancel whenever I want?

Yes, from your own Patreon account in two taps. Access runs to the end of the period you've already paid for.

Is what's on this page all of it?

No, this page shows a handful. The archive is 900+ captions and it grows every day.

Is there another membership level?

Not one you can join. There was a $1 tier early on and it's closed to new members. unLIMITED is the only one now.

Do I have to use Discord?

Yes. Discord is how captions, packs and the archive are delivered, so a connected account is required. It is one tap from the welcome message.

What do I get on day one?

The full 900+ archive and all twelve packs, straight away.

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